Tonight I went to visit a friend in her new home and took the obligatory bottle of wine.
I thought about taking a corkscrew but assumed she'd have one.
She didn't.
And we wanted wine.
So we consulted the bible of hapless fools, YouTube and discovered you could apparently use a key to get into the bottle.
We did it. The cork flew into the bottle. Not the desired effect but hey we got at the wine.